Inappropriate Comment Series: 52 Valedictorians
Man’s colleague (#1) is furious about how we all have to bend over to accommodate the diverse cultures, interests and sensitivities. For example, he is p*ssed that we are all encouraged to use “Happy Holidays” (a culture-neutral term) instead of “Merry Christmas”.
Colleague #1: You know, everyone of the 52 students graduating from this one California high school is a valedictorian because they want to treat them all equal and not leave anyone behind. How stupid is that?#?#$?
Our man did not want to make the situation any worse than it already was so he slowly slipped away from Colleague #1’s office. But he returns after a couple hours…
Man: Colleague #1, I will need the exact details of that California school including name and address.
Colleague #1: Why?
Man: I need to plan so my (1-year old) son can attend school. Its his best shot at being a valedictorian.
Colleague #2: I wish you were my dad! Talk about setting the bar low for your child…