“Geeky gadget or essential accessory?”: Presenting my case for a bicycle mounted navigation system
Last weekend I gave my wife a very nice surprise. It was a RAM aluminum bike mount specially designed for Garmin iQUE 3600 (my GPS). I was puzzled however when she not only hated the gadget but burst into a powerful tirade which involved phrases like “I will never see your face again if you do anything geekier than this!”, “You are a freak”, “Of all the geeky things you did so far, this is the freakiest”.
Two days later she changed her strategy and started debating the value of this gadget and challenged me to provide enough evidence that this tool will pay for itself, or else she would start investing in a Manolo Blahniks shoe collection. That ultimatum prompted me to start preparing this “top 10 list of benefits of riding a bike mounted with GPS”. I have been bike-commuting to work for the last 4 days, so arriving at this list was not difficult at all.
TOP 10 REASONS I NEED A BIKE WITH ON-BOARD GPS INSTEAD OF JUST AN ORDINARY BIKE:
- How else can I save the world from pollution and depleting energy reserves? By riding a non-GPS enabled bicycle? No way!

- How else can I save money on commuting costs? (based on various factors like my laziness quotient, the spot price for a barrel of crude oil, etc,. the bike, the GPS, accessories and the bike mount will pay for themselves within 28.764 years)
- How else would I discover that, between our house and Corillian, the elevation ranges from 167ft to 249ft above sea-level?
- How else would I discover that I can reach a top speed of 13.22 mph riding my bike? (top speed greatly assisted by the 24-ft elevation drop between Cornelius Pass Rd and John Olsen Pkwy)
- How else would I reduce my cholesterol levels, and track my commute on a real-time 3D map?
- How else would I catchup with the tons of podcasts that I greedily subscribed to over the last few months? (I have to finish listening to 134.4 hours/7.59GB/348items worth of my favorite podcasts)
- How else would I reach work before 9am unless I adjust my pedaling speed based on real-time satellite-assisted GPS navigation?
- What else can I brag about at the next Northern Hillsboro Geek Convention?
- How else could I increase the odds of getting my own gym locker at Corillian to 1 in 11.75?
- How else would I look geekier than I already am unless I add this GPS to my bike along with an iPod, a smartphone and a garage door-opener?
I am doing a power-point presentation to my wife using this list. If you can think of any other uses for my bike-mounted GPS, please add them to the comments section.


