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I am a great fan of the Final Destination movie series. We recently rented the 3rd part on DVD and I was so motivated by the movie that I decided to do the following things in order to live a long and healthy life:

1. Never take a shower again
2. Never ride a roller-coaster
3. Never drive or travel in a car
4. Never ride any kind of a train
5. Never fly anywhere
6. Never cook or enter the kitchen (I am so glad I have been doing this for the past 10 years anyway!)
7. Never enter a tanning salon again (seriously, I was planning get toned before our upcoming Chicago trip)
8. Never go shopping in any kind of a store again
9. Never work-out in a gym (or use any kind of gym equipment)
10. Never go near a barbecue grill
11. Never feed the pigeons again
12. Never enter an elevator again
13. Never enter the garage
14. Never order from a drive-thru window again
15. Never go to a county fair (or any other public place)

And based on some past events in my own real-life, the following:

16. Never play softball (or any other form of ball game) again
17. Never criticize my wife again
18. Never admire another woman (in front of my wife) again
19. Never question any sort of illogical arguments and conclusions made by my wife again
20. Never operate the vacuum cleaner again (this is more of a convenience rather than a life-extending action)

Be sure to watch the three movies to come up with your own list of items and also review your own life to come up with eve more.

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