Inappropriate Comment Series: Will you judge me?
Man walks into a Dollar store and picks a bunch of birthday cards and goes to the checkout counter…
Checkout lady (as she scans the cards): It is very sweet of you to pick up birthday cards for your friends!
Man (now a little curious): What are the alternatives?
Checkout lady: Well, instead of sending your wife or girlfriend to go shopping.
Man: Will you judge me if I said all of those cards are for my own birthday?
Checkout lady: Honey I will never judge you!! But here’s my shrink’s phone number, and a number for the Oregon Suicide Hotline