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Man is in the office kitchen preparing his breakfast on a Monday morning.  One of his (female) colleagues walks in….

Man: How was your weekend?
Colleague: It was good except that I did not do anything other than lie on the couch and watch TV all day…
Man: That is not so bad…
Colleague: On Sunday I went to church with my family.  You know, despite what you may have heard about me I am a good little girl!
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Colleague: You can ask my parole officer if you want
Man: ?!??!?@?!!?

Man and colleague meet up in the break room.  Colleague starts complaining about his travails in the dating world…

Colleague: Yesterday I went out on a lunch-date with this really cute girl.  But…
Man: Is she already married?
Colleague: No.  But she is already in another relationship.
Man: Oh!  Does she have any kids?
Colleague #2: Wow, someone had some really rough dates!