Inappropriate Comment Series: Who discovered electricity?
Man and wife buy several dozen candles for a special occasion and decide to return a couple dozen of them at Fred Meyer.
Store return clerk: Somebody likes candles!
Man & Wife: Yeah…
Store clerk: Is there a reason you are returning these candles?
Man: We just realized last night that we could use electricity for lighting so we don’t need these candles.
Wife: I know. That is why I disowned him several years ago. Nothing he says or does embarrasses me anymore.