Inappropriate Comment Series: Blonde Baby
Man’s wife is in labor at the hospital. Man, the doula and the nurse have been helping his wife push the baby out for a couple hours. As the big moment gets closer, nurse and doula observe that the man is almost ready to collapse from exhaustion, excitement and mere nervousness. So, they suggest he go to the break room to get some cold juice. He promptly follows their directions. On his way back, he hears a big baby scream suddenly. So, he goes rushing back into the labor room. Sure enough the baby is out and in the nurse’s hands.
Man: What the h*ck? Why does this baby have blonde hair???!??
Nurse and the new mom: Who the h*ll are you and what are you doing in this private room? Get out of here right this moment!*%!
Man silently walks out of the room and goes back to his own room where the wife is still in labor and still hates him for bestowing this much pain on her.