Inappropriate Comment Series: Baby toys
Man and family go to a religious gathering. An extremely naughty boy (probably around 5 years old) is wreaking havoc at the community center. An elderly gentleman starts the following conversation in an attempt to calm down the boy:
Elderly Gentleman (EG): What is your name?
Naughty Boy (NB): XYZ
EG: Where is your home?
NB: So-and-so town
EG: Can I come to your home to play with you?
NB: Sure
EG: So, do you have any toys to play with at your home?
NB: Yes, “FIRE”
EG: I don’t really like to play with fire.
Man (making a mental note to self): Never let Ishaan (man’s son of 4 months) come in contact with this XYZ kid!