Inappropriate Comment Series: How to tip?
Man and some of his colleagues are driving to a local restaurant for lunch together. The conversation inevitably turns to bad service and the consequences.
Colleague #1: I don’t leave any tip when I receive bad service or when the waiter/waitress has an attitude.
Colleague #2: Yes. I am more generous than that. I do tip - I leave 2 old pennies on the table.
Man: I also leave 2 pennies; both of them licked on either side.
Colleague #2: Our man has been living in this country for way too long; he should become a citizen just for this!