Inappropriate Comment Series: Birthday call
Man calls his old-time friend on his birthday to convey his greetings…
Friend: Good to hear from you, man. It seems like you only call me once a year on my birthday. I left you a number of messages over the months but you didn’t return any of my calls.
Man: Sorry about that, if you share the birthdays for your son and wife, I will call you three times a year.
Friend: Or, I will change my birthdate on Facebook whenever I need to talk to you.
Man: That will do the trick as well!