Inappropriate Comment Series: What state are you in?
I appreciate US Airways for all the amenities and entertainment they provide in their flights (see my recent blog posts for details). But the credit card sharks in all the airport terminals really get to my nerves. So, this is my tribute to all those who hate the US Airways Credit card pushers with a vengeance…
Credit Card Pusher (CCP): Sir, sir! Do you have a US Airways boarding pass?
Man: Yes.
CCP: Great! Can you please step over to the side so we can talk?
CCP: What state are you in, sir?
Man: In a state of confusion
CCP (in a state of confusion himself): Sorry, sir! What state do you reside in?
Man: Oh! in a state of eternal despair.
CCP: I just need to know where in the 50 states you live…
Man: Ok. What are the different states?
CCP: Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut….
Man: Ok. I am from Oregon.
CCP: Great. then you qualify for 5000 free miles if you sign-up for a credit card now.
Man: I thought it was 500,000 free miles?
CCP: No, sir. I can go up to 15,00 miles maximum.
Man: Ok. Give me a call if you can do 450,000 miles or better.
CCP: Whatever!
Man (to himself): YES!!! If only 10 more people annoyed these CCPs like our man everyday, nobody would want to take up such a lousy job.
(NOTE: this inappropriate comment series is based on true events but some of the statements were glorified for dramatic effects)






